Ah Herman, I might have use of your damp rag
"You're looking particularly lovely tonight... Cathy"
'About those tips you gave me...'
Harry Hook you swine... I nearly flooded the keyboard with Assam!Word verification todaynatto the new name for Netto!
Get back! She's MY nurse.
Who is this fellow in specs trying to shake my hand ?
Praise Allah the EU allows same-sex marriages Hermann, this would not have been possible had I stayed in Libya...
"Herman.....just think one day all this civil unrest and revolution wil be yours too"
"I look like Lady Gaga, but better."
What a smashing hat / perm combo you have going on there!