I quickly went into town today to catch up on Christmas card purchases. I arrive at the till clutching a fair few:
"Would you like some stamps?" inquires young girl behind till.
"No Thanks" I reply.
Then the young girl spots the much larger card with the words 'to my wife' emblazoned across the front:
"This one is a large letter size, you'll need a large-size stamp. Would you like to buy one?"*
" Er no, the card's for my wife and I live with her, unsurprisingly" I reply.
*Large letter sizes? Yep that'll be the EU
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